Funny Short Story. Sometimes life doesn't have to be serious. Because it is not good for mental and physical health, one of which is getting old quickly. 

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15 Funny Short Story Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

#1 Great First Night 

Its kinda a funny story. Rudi is a grain seller while Emma is a pool keeper. Even though they work, the salary is mediocre and sometimes they wear old clothes. Because of mutual love, they finally married. 

The first night arrived. Rudi excitedly asked Rita to open the pants for the wedding party rented by Rita. 

Seeing the exposed panties, Rita fell unconscious. It turned out that Rudi was wearing wheat-used shorts that read: 

"Net Weight 30 kilograms"

Failed their first night. On the second night, when Rudi pulled Rita's dress, now it was Rudi's turn to faint. 

It turned out that Rita was wearing banners in the swimming pool. 

It reads, "Be careful it's 3 meters deep!!!"

#2 We Marry

David: "Rita, I really really love you.." 

Rita: "Oh really?" 

David: "That's right ikh.. Do you also love me?" 

Rita: "Yes, love.." 

David: "If you love me, let's get to marry!" 

Rita: "Ikh... we're still school right?!" 

David: "Em… how about we get to marry on Sunday! Isn't Sunday a holiday!" 

Rita: "$&-$##$???'/" 

#3 Genuine Leather Shoe 

Kabayan:  "Can't you tell the difference between genuine leather shoes and imitations?" 

Ibro: "No, I don't know. How do you tell the difference?" 

Kabayan: "That's easy, make the mosquito bites the shoe. If the shoe has bumps, it means a genuine leather shoe." 

Ibro, "_$$&-$$$@??"

#4 Skipping School 

Grandpa: "Rudi, you must hide there." 

Rudi: "So what, Grandpa?" 

Grandpa: "Well, you missed school earlier. The teacher must have passed here when the class was over." 

Rudi: "It should be grandfather who is hiding." 

Grandpa: "Why did I have to hide, it was you who went to school!!" 

Rudi: "Rudi can skip school because I said that grandfather just died yesterday." 

Grandpa: "@$_&$$#!!"

 

#5 Doctor & Patient 

Patient: "So the doctor must be very lucky." 

Doctor: "Why sir?" 

Patient: "Well yes, God heals the disease, the doctor who receives the payment." Doctor: "I'm not forcing you, but if you want to see God directly, please."

#6 Shop Rivals 

Mr. Rudi, a clothing store owner, was surprised when a new rival opened a shop to his left. A large banner has been put up, with the words “IMPORT CLOTHING”. 

Mr. Rudi had the problem a second time when another competitor rented the building to his right, and erected a much bigger banner, with the words “CHEAPEST PRICE” written on it. 

In the end, Mr. Rudi was really depressed, but the next day, he came up with an idea. 

He didn't want to lose, then he put up a banner that was bigger than his two competitors in his own shop

… with the words ….. “ENTER THROUGH HERE” 

#7 Seriously Ill 

An Arab skipper was seriously ill, and when he was about to die his wife and five children gathered around him weeping bitterly. 

The skipper: "Umi,,,, where is Umi?" the skipper asked. 

The wife: "I'm always beside you Abi," while sobbing. 

The skipper: "Abu….where's the Abu..?" 

Child 1: "Yes….Abi,,,, Abu are here," while crying and stroking his father's head. 

The skipper: "Abdul,,,, where,, where is Abdul?" the skipper asked again. 

Child 2: "I'm here Abi," while looking down and sobbing. Likewise, the 3rd and 4th children are all called by name. Until the last 5th child. 

The skipper: "Komar,,,, you.. Komar is also near Abi,,,?" 

5th child: "Of course Abi,,, we are all here to accompany Abi,,," 

The skipper suddenly stood up, "SO,,,,, WHO KEEP THE SHOP,,,,,,!!!???"

#8 Arabic Cloth 

Abdul, an Arab trader, opened a cloth shop in one of the cities in Indonesia. 

He sells imported fabrics from his own country, namely Arabia. 

One day a local native buyer came to buy cloth. After a long search, he saw a cloth that said, "Guaranteed not to fade" and it was also written that the cloth was made from Arabia. 

The person was so happy, without asking much he bought the cloth and went home. 

A few days later the man came to Abdul's cloth shop again. But this time the person came not to buy cloth, but to complain about the cloth he bought. 

The person asked for an explanation regarding the "Guaranteed not to fade" label on the cloth he bought a few days ago. 

Abdul the shop owner replied, “The cloth is made in Arabic, so you have to read it from right to left. not from left to right." 

Hearing this, the person who bought the cloth went home sadly. 

#9 Go to Heaven 

Teacher: "Kids, who wants to go to heaven?" 

All the students standing up answered, "I am ma'am..." Only David was silent. 

Teacher: "David, you don't want to go to heaven?" 

David: "Do you really want to go now, teacher?"

#10 Chocolate Apple 

A four-year-old boy is eating an apple in the back seat of a car on his way home from school. 

He asked his father who was driving, "Dad, why did my apple turn brown?"

"Because," the father explained, "After you eat the skin, the flesh of the apple will be directly in contact with the air, causing the flesh to be oxidized with molecules that can change the structure of the apple, so that eventually the apple changes color." 

After the father finished explaining, the atmosphere was quiet for a while, until suddenly the son asked in a low voice, "Dad... Dad, were you talking to me?" 

#11 Heavy Problem 

Wife: “Why do you always carry my picture in your wallet when you go to the office. Why, dear?" 

Husband: "So that if there is a problem, no matter how heavy, I will look at your photo and the problem will disappear." 

Wife: “aaw...so sweet. Apparently my photo has a great influence on you too." 

Husband: “Of course. I just looked at the photo and said to myself: What problem could be bigger than this!"

#12 Heavy Load 

The woman: "When you get married, I want to share all your worries and problems and help ease your burden." 

The man: “Wow... you are very kind. But I don't have any worries or problems.” 

The woman: "That's because we are not married!" 

#13 God Take Care of Children 

Poor husband and wife praying to god Kwankong (god who rides a horse) 

Husband and Wife: "God, please give me a decent house for us to live in" 

Then the god gave him a house.. 

The husband and wife again said to the god Kwankong and said, "God, we have enough now..but we don't have children..give us children." 

Then the god gave them a son. 

Over time the child was already 17 years old. And on his birthday, they presented a 250 cc RR ninja motorbike for the child. 

Then they prayed and asked the god again, "God, thank you for everything. But, we have one request. Please take care of our child." 

The god replied, "Yes, I will take care of your child." 

3 days later.. 

The child died in an accident, speeding on the road. 

Then the husband and wife were angry and said, "God, why did you take my son, you said you will take care of our child, why don't you take care of him ?!!" With tears in his eyes.. 

The god answered "Eh.. damn it, can't you see, your son rides a 250 cc RR ninja motorbike, you see me riding a horse, how can I chase him!‎​!!!"

#14 Peanut Porridge 

One night Grandpa and Grandma were chatting in the bedroom before going to bed. 

Grandpa: "Grandma we were old, I want to apologize if I have a mistake against Grandma." 

Grandma: "Ugh... grandpa, grandma is the same, we forgive each other, who knows the rest of the life." 

Grandpa: "Alhamdulillah, I want grandma to forgive grandpa, because grandpa had an affair with the other." 

Grandma: "ooh..I see... with whom grandpa?" 

Grandpa: "That was with Si Edah selling rice, then with Si Emeh, son of Sarkawi, and even with Si Icih too." 

Grandma: "If Grandpa has confessed and feels sorry, there's nothing to forgive, but Grandma is the same, ever cheated on you." 

Grandpa: "Grandma cheating with whom?" 

Grandma: "Grandma... if I have an affair, I always put green beans in a jar." 

Grandpa: "The jar in grandma's kitchen?" 

Grandma: "Yes, grandfather, the rest in the jar. The other jar has already been made into porridge.” 

Grandpa: "???????? !!! ??"

#15 Si Kabayan to America 

Kabayan and his parents-in-law are on vacation in America. 

There they went to the museum. Kabayan is looking at the ancient Egyptian mummy, under the stone coffin there is the inscription 1227BC. 

Kabayan: "In-laws...there is a number on this stone 1227BC what it's mean?" 

Father-in-law: "You plebeian people, seems less slang, doesn't have any understanding... That's Pharaoh's BlackBerry PIN...!"

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