Often sad when talking about salary that sucks. Relax, you are not alone in this world.
There are many people who experience it. As people say in the article below.
45 Funny Words about Payday, Make a Bitter Smile
Usually, at the end of the month, many people experience financial difficulties because their finances are running low.
So that at the end of the month, someone can't wait to enter the beginning of the month to get a salary from his office.
When receiving payday money, a person will definitely feel happy because his hard work for one month has paid off.
But unfortunately, not everyone can maintain their paycheck for a long time.
After payday, there are many needs that must be met, starting from paying motorbike installments, paying for electricity, kitchen needs and so on, so it feels like payday just stops in your wallet.
1. "Salary is like an ex, it comes and goes as it pleases."
2. "Is this one-sided love? I miss payday, but payday never misses me."
3. "I'm really happy to receive my salary today, eh, I just remembered that there are many installments that must be paid."
4. "Salary is like a target girl. We wait a long time, she goes fast."
5. "Actually, salary is just an illusion. Reality is a bill."
6. "Salary is like a woman's during menstruation. It comes monthly, ends in a week. But, you have to be grateful."
7. "Salary is a form of disrespect. Just come in, then leave again without permission."
8. "Salary money is not taken to death, but if you don't have it, you feel like dying."
9. "Wow, it feels so good to finally get my paycheck! Hope it stays with me until the end of the month."
10. "The smell of perfume is good, but the smell of money that just came out of the ATM is much better."
11. "Is this your payday or your ex? How come you just stopped by to say hello?"
12. "The paycheck count is 1,2,3. On the 1st you receive, the 2nd you pay your debt, the 3rd clapping your forehead."
13. "Payroll will be coming soon. Please prepare a note on the debt."
14. "The ATM balance that increases at the end of the month is actually a disguised bill."
15. "Work hard for a month to get a salary. When you get it, uh... it doesn't last for a month."
16. "Gathering salary but not rich. Sick."
17. "I want to relax like the others. But what can I do, payday just stops by."
18. "Salary is more beautiful than ex. Even though they are both sweet at first."
19. "You need fresh funds? Same!"
20. "Cie... who smiles after payday then frowns because he has to pay off debt."
21. "Payroll is an object that is commonly called money, with a certain nominal amount that just passes by us. This object can cause happiness at the beginning of the month and stillness in the middle of the month."
22. "Only a moment of silence, when the heroes in the wallet run away after payday."
23. "Don't worry if the salary is still low. Just think positive, maybe your salary is not that much."
24. "No matter how busy a woman is, she will never forget when her husband gets paid."
25. "Serious work, the salary is a joke."
26. "I just feel like I'm rich after I get paid, the next day I'm already poor again because I'm paying bills."
27. "Don't collect debts yet, don't get paid yet."
28. "Salary just passing by. Rich a day, poor a month."
29. "Alhamdulillah already paid, tomorrow pay the debt."
30. "Goodbye my salary, be careful on the road, okay. Next month we meet again."
31. "Look at the ATM screen dated like this it says: Sorry the company hasn't paid your salary. Wait until Monday. Thank you."
32. "Yesterday's salary has not been used up, it's payday again. It's sad."
33. "Please educate the paycheck next time. As long as you come and go, it's not polite!"
34. "Better a large salary as long as it is lawful than a small salary, but lawful."
35. "Old dates eat instant noodles, young dates spend their paycheck to be stylish."
36. "Break up at the end of the month, sad. Hearts and wallets are just as empty."
37. "Today is payday! Now you can show the door to poverty!"
38. "My dearest salary, you are the cornerstone of my happiness! I only wish you could stay with me for a very long time."
39. "I love payday, but payday doesn't love me. The proof is that he just left."
40. "If every day was payday, how beautiful the world would be."
41. "I don't know about you, but to me, happiness comes on payday!"
42. "True happiness is getting your paycheck after waiting for a very long time!"
43. “Oh my God, you could go on and destroy this world on another day, but please not on payday!”
44. "Many people who are sick receive their healing not from a doctor or from God, but from a salary!"
45. "Goodbye payday, see you next month."
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Those are Funny words about payday. Hopefully what we present here can cheer up your day.